Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting

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before,club,Hall of Fame,her,herbivore,Lame Pun Coon,similar sounding,vegetarian
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

Lame Pun Coon is Always Brutal With His 1-2 Punches

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Lame Pun Coon,dodecahedron,heathen,similar sounding,12,december 12,suffix
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People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

And Now He's Hearing His Death Shrapknell

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de,defeated,feeted,homophone,Lame Pun Coon,landmine,literalism,prefix,stepped
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No coon is safe from the danger of getting absolutely rac'd in combat. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Romney Winning Isn't an Abomination.

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abomination,obama,Lame Pun Coon,similar sounding,nation,barack obama,suffix
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Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

It Sounds Very Uplifting

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anti gravity,impossible,put,down,Lame Pun Coon,double meaning
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I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop

That's Crate to Hear!

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chest,items,Lame Pun Coon,saving,similar sounding,successfully
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In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop

If Life Gives You Melons...

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adage,dyslexia,dyslexic,gives,Hall of Fame,hypothetical,if,Lame Pun Coon,lemons,life,melons,meme,then
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Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop