I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."
Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop
What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop
One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop
This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop
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