It Sounds Very Uplifting

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It Sounds Very Uplifting
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I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop

Was Your Unintelligibility Also Axedental?

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Was Your Unintelligibility Also Axedental?
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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery

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Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery
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One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

Wears Waldo

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Wears Waldo
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I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop