I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop
People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop
No coon is safe from the danger of getting absolutely rac'd in combat. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop
I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop
In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop
Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop
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