I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!

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I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!
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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop