L-Key-Holic

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L-key-hoLism is a very serious issue. If you know someone who suffers from it, make sure to write a Letter to a LocaL counseLor to see what you can do to heLp. - Matty MaLaprop

This is Slander!

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Heskeeps a Lot of Things at the Ready

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... but can he Heskeep me satisfied? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Futility, Thy Name is Aged Keyboard

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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

This Keyboard Might Need Some Counseling

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Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

Matlock

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