More or Less Obligatory, I Suppose

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boyfriend,outfit,attire,Harry Potter,uniform,dress,double meaning,keeper,quidditch
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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

This Girl is a Keeper!

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2012 Olympics,double meaning,idiom,keeper,literalism,olympics,soccer
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I mean, she's pretty, funny, intelligent, athletic... but there's something about her that just rubs me the wrong way. Like, she just seems way too possessive sometimes, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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