Beware the Pie-Rat!

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Beware the Pie-Rat!
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He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

And the Infinite Nomminess?

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And the Infinite Nomminess?
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Though it was well received, it was also the record that planted the seeds of demise for Smashing Pumpkins. - Matty Malaprop

He Invaded Poland on Porpoise!

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He Invaded Poland on Porpoise!
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Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop

Driving Children Insane Since Age Three

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Driving Children Insane Since Age Three
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Because remembering which way to turn the knobs wasn't already impossibly difficult enough, apparently. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cracked