He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

Though it was well received, it was also the record that planted the seeds of demise for Smashing Pumpkins. - Matty Malaprop

Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop

Because remembering which way to turn the knobs wasn't already impossibly difficult enough, apparently. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cracked