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Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop

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Skrillex doesn't technically have a song named "Kryptonite" yet... though there is this... - Matty Malaprop

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At long last, we've discovered the reason for the breakup between Blake Sennett and Jenny Lewis! - Matty Malaprop

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Talk about a man with fists of fusilli! - Matty Malaprop

Mona Lisa Frank

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When high art meets high art. - Matty Malaprop

The Songs All Sound Strange in Chinese Though...

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That part where she explodes the Eiffel Tower with her dragon cannon is really quite Spectacular Spectacular. - Matty Malaprop

And I Was Like Mee Mee, Mee Mee, Mee Mee, Meeeeeee

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And I Was Like Mee Mee, Mee Mee, Mee Mee, Meeeeeee
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He's the pop star our nation deserves, but not the one it meeps right now. - Matty Malaprop