Oh He-Man, you can master my universe anytime you like! - Matty Malaprop

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Dear Charles Schultz, I'm so, so, so, so, SO SORRY. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe he and Spock Lobster can get together and start an underwater band! - Matty Malaprop

You remind me of a fauno, a fauno with the power... - Matty Malaprop

It does what it says on the label. - Matty Malaprop

It would probably make for better TV than New Girl, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

For the Time-Being, hunt the Han Solo and his Wookiee. - Matty Malaprop

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