The plural is throwing me off a bit here... does that mean there are multiple Chuck Norrises in this universe? I don't think any place could handle that. - Matty Malaprop

If I may mince languages for a second, I really must say that he really is a very bella roo! - Matty Malaprop

Toucan play at the time-traveling assassin game. And touwill. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

I would watch the hell out of this movie/TV series/whathaveyou. Fr rlz. - Matty Malaprop

That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

Look at your world, now back at ours. Sadly your world is not ours, but at least you can smell like our world! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop