Sarah Jessica Parkour

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

Bungie Jumping!

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Is that anything like rocket jumping? - Matty Malaprop

That Scene With the Stairs Was Really Just a Testament to Her Amazing Flexibility!

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Some say it's a mistake to let the devil in. I say it's totally worth it for the rockin' abs his dark majesty brings to the table. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Suicide Watch

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I Couldn't Have Put it Better Myself

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I think I would have enjoyed elementary school much more if Evil Knievel had been my bus driver. - Matty Malaprop

Learn more about being a boss here!