For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop
Just make sure you don't mix him with Mean Mr. Mustard, and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop
Imagine all the unsee, infecting all your idols... - Matty Malaprop
LENIN. LENIN. NOT LENINE. UGGGGGGGGGGGH WORST TYPO. - Matty Malaprop
Sharing all the bowl. You may say I'm an ice creamer, but I'm not the only one.
He is the walrus. And also Captain Obvious (who leads under the direction of Sgt. Pepper, naturally). - Matty Malaprop
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