Imagine all the unsee, infecting all your idols... - Matty Malaprop
Just make sure you don't mix him with Mean Mr. Mustard, and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop
For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop
LENIN. LENIN. NOT LENINE. UGGGGGGGGGGGH WORST TYPO. - Matty Malaprop
He is the walrus. And also Captain Obvious (who leads under the direction of Sgt. Pepper, naturally). - Matty Malaprop
Sharing all the bowl. You may say I'm an ice creamer, but I'm not the only one.
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