For Christ's Sake!

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He can turn water into rice-wine!

Hallowed Brie Thy Name

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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

Crucifixion Schmoosifixion

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Church Mice

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JESUS DON'T CURR BOUT UR SOCIAL MEDIA

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Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

You Guys Are Even Better At This Than Jesus!

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I'm beginning to notice a theme in Whyatt's work... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Tim Whyatt

And on the Third Day, He Will Regret the Color He Decided On

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