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Via: Married to the Sea
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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

Where He At?!
By cheeseblarg (Via: cheeseblarg.blogspot.com)
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WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? - Matty Malaprop

Also #Obligatory:

Technically it's a spoonerism
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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop

I'm butter, too.
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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop