Funny You Should Ask...

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Funny You Should Ask...
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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

I'm Butter, Too

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I'm Butter, Too
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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

Technically it's a Spoonerism...

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Technically it's a Spoonerism...
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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop