It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop
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WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? - Matty Malaprop
... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop
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