It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop
It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop
... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop
WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? - Matty Malaprop
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