Genetics: The only area where skinny jeans can simultaneously be mom jeans without causing a scene. - Matty Malaprop
He spent a good decade working in the banking industry, but a motion within his company to start charging farmers fees for their annual harvests was the last straw.
... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop
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