Technically it's a Spoonerism...

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Technically it's a Spoonerism...
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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop

Some Even Say He Was Made for It!

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Some Even Say He Was Made for It!
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He spent a good decade working in the banking industry, but a motion within his company to start charging farmers fees for their annual harvests was the last straw.

Skinny Genes

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Skinny Genes
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Genetics: The only area where skinny jeans can simultaneously be mom jeans without causing a scene. - Matty Malaprop