Hi Jack!

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Talk about classics, I wish they made more movies with such puns.

Hehe. Jacksoff.

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Hehe. Jacksoff.
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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

Lumberjack

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Lumberjack
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What, you were expecting a Monty Python reference? - Matty Malaprop

He Wants to Grow Up to be a Quarterback

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He Wants to Grow Up to be a Quarterback
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So his recurring "guy who has severe psychological" issues role stems from daddy issues? Everything makes so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

I Think They're Still Upset About the Burnt Rubber...

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I Think They're Still Upset About the Burnt Rubber...
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I'm sure they'd settle for an Axel too, if you can't find any other alternatives. - Matty Malaprop