He Wants to Grow Up to be a Quarterback

Favorite
homophones,jack,jack nicholson,literalism,nickel,similar sounding,son
- -

So his recurring "guy who has severe psychological" issues role stems from daddy issues? Everything makes so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

Hi Jack!

Favorite
- -

Talk about classics, I wish they made more movies with such puns.

Hehe. Jacksoff.

Favorite
awful,Awkward,do not want,innuendo,jack,light switch,michael jackson,off,on,opposite
- -

Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

I Think They're Still Upset About the Burnt Rubber...

Favorite
assistance,dinner,double meaning,flat,humans,jack,jeep,lion,lions,name,question,safari,tire,tool
- -

I'm sure they'd settle for an Axel too, if you can't find any other alternatives. - Matty Malaprop

Lumberjack

Favorite
double meaning,jack,literalism,lumber,lumberjack
- -

What, you were expecting a Monty Python reference? - Matty Malaprop

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome