Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop
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If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop
Any chance I have any readers who work at major food corporations? I NEED this to exist IRL, and I need it NOW. - Matty Malaprop
A photo I took when I was walking around in Harvard Square.
The Admiral knows how to properly ambush a rodent problem. - Matty Malaprop
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