No, Seriously!

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idiom,it,literalism,nail,Nailed It,nails
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What a sad sight. But on the plus side, I won my bet with Bradley, who swore to me that It was screwed! - Matty Malaprop

I Eat Colorful Food Only

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diet,double meaning,dye,dye it,homophones,it,literalism,strict
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... well, um, it's better than mold, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

How Flipperant of Them...

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fishing,for,halibut,hell,hell of it,it,killing,of,punchline,similar sounding,sport
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I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop