No, Seriously!

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What a sad sight. But on the plus side, I won my bet with Bradley, who swore to me that It was screwed! - Matty Malaprop

I Eat Colorful Food Only

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... well, um, it's better than mold, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

But What of the Horse He Rode in On?

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If you're going to visit pr0n sites without taking steps to check the links, make sure to do so spearingly. - Matty Malaprop

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