Sir Isaac Newt-on

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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

Explains Why People Gravitate Toward Their Products

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... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop

Isaac Olivia Newton-John

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For every action there is an equal and opposite ~~DANCE ROUTINE~~!!!!! - Matty Malaprop