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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

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Nothing beats a steaming heap of starch-filled waffles in the morning, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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These two heroes may have letter-for-letter identical names, but I assure you there's a stark contrast between them. - Matty Malaprop

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