Gives a whole new meaning to the idea of a gay housewife, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop
It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop
He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop