A Smartphone, By Any Other Name, Would Still Encourage Dumb Jokes

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UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!

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I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

Sea You Soon!

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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

Instagraham Crackers

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Only You...

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You can't prevent the ever-increasing data plan charges though, so don't even bother getting your hopes up. - Matty Malaprop

The Wettest and Wildest of All Scandinavian Amusement Parks!

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Perhaps paradoxically, it happens to be located in Sweden. #OmNomNomSwedishFish - Matty Malaprop

These Fish Jokes Need to Sease at Once!

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Seriously, dam them all to shell! - Matty Malaprop