Sea You Soon!

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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

Wait, Decline's an Option?

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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

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