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answer decline double meaning iphone literalism options saying when nature calls
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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

beach conversation iphone ocean shore similar sounding text text message water
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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop