Sea You Soon!

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Sea You Soon!
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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

Wait, Decline's an Option?

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Wait, Decline's an Option?
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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!

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UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!
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I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.