Make Yourself a(t) Home!

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Given my history with Ikea product assembly, I'm mostly positive I'll never net this gig... - Matty Malaprop

Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

I Wonder if They'll Call Back...

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Sadly, this isn't the first time he sat his pants during an important interview... - Matty Malaprop

This is Why You Shouldn't Make Puns During Job Interviews

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He tried to take the story of his unlawful denial of employment to the press, but they wrote it off as yellow journalism. - Matty Malaprop

SOMEBODY CALL HR!

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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

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