I Wonder if They'll Call Back...

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Sadly, this isn't the first time he sat his pants during an important interview... - Matty Malaprop

Jennifer Lawrence With the Sick Burns

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Damn gurl, what did Zach do to you to incur such ice-cold wrath? - Matty Malaprop

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This is Why You Shouldn't Make Puns During Job Interviews

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Make Yourself a(t) Home!

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Given my history with Ikea product assembly, I'm mostly positive I'll never net this gig... - Matty Malaprop

I Don't Think He'll Be Taking That Job Offer...

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Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that pen in your hand? - Matty Malaprop

Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

SOMEBODY CALL HR!

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job,innuendo,double entendre,generous,double meaning,interview,offer
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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop