Surfing the Net

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book,idiom,internet,literalism,lolwut,net,request,Rule 34,scholastic,surfing
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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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browse,eye,eyebrows,Hall of Fame,homophone,internet,literalism,similar sounding,surf,unibrow
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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

http://

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coding,guns n roses,HTML,http,internet,Music,slash,url
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Wat, Indeed

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Hall of Fame,homophone,internet,lingo,lolwat,wat,watt,weird,wtf
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Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead

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double meaning,internet,literalism,mother,spider,web,world wide web
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Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.

Love, Matty Malaprop

I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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browser,cat,Command,computer,copy,copycat,copying,double meaning,internet,literalism,option,right click
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop