internet

computer,cookies,Cookie Monster,delete,double meaning,Hall of Fame,internet,option
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

Ad,blonde,blue eyes,body,creepy,description,double meaning,face,female,Hall of Fame,internet,literalism,lolwut,model,personal
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

browser,browsers,internet,internet explorer,literalism,on,safari
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop

browser,cat,Command,computer,copy,copycat,copying,double meaning,internet,literalism,option,right click
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

censor,censoring,double meaning,Hall of Fame,internet,legislation,SOPA,soup,spanish,translation,word
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top