YOU'RE A MONSTER!

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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

Wat, Indeed

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Hall of Fame,homophone,internet,lingo,lolwat,wat,watt,weird,wtf
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Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

Curse You, Delicious Sopa!

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I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop

Not As Exciting as a Safari, But Oh Well...

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And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop

IE is on Safari

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Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop

Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist

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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop