Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop
And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop
The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop
Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop
Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
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