Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.
Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop
The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop
And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop
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