And here I just thought you were being a chauvinist pig! - Matty Malaprop

Pssk, kids these days. I bet this girl never even knew the days when Pluto was a planet. - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me this truck's payload was released a bit prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

Construction is truly a PUNishing profession. - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe that's just the caffeine... - Matty Malaprop

Give the man a break! Analrapy is a terribly taxing profession! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!