... dromedary digit? #PlayingDumb - Matty Malaprop

This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

He can't decide which is worse: his official job title, or his water cooler nickname "Marshmallow Fluff." - Matty Malaprop

It's the schtick that keeps giving. - Matty Malaprop

Transformer? I don't even know her! - Matty Malaprop

I've done this gag before, and I promise you I'll do it again. - Matty Malaprop

If I had to make an estimate, I'd say my heavenly body is lightyears away from being ready for such a thing... - Matty Malaprop