Female Dogs...

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Female Dogs...
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Punmaster Mistform says: "... and gardening tools."

I see what you did there, Mistform. - Matty Malaprop

Believe Me, I Do!

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Believe Me, I Do!
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What? No, I wasn't being creepy! I mean, have you seen her performance in Hard Candy? She's really quite fantastic in that film! - Matty Malaprop

THEY REALLY DO EXIST!

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THEY REALLY DO EXIST!
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Color me surprised. Though it's fitting that they're purely decorative, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

Just Don't Ask to See His Knights of the Round Table

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Just Don't Ask to See His Knights of the Round Table
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Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)
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Or his sword in the stone, for that matter. #ObviousJokeisObvious - Matty Malaprop

Well That Doesn't Sound Very Good...

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Well That Doesn't Sound Very Good...
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Doe, a dill doe, a female... toy? Oh goodness... - Matty Malaprop

We're Gonna Die Young

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We're Gonna Die Young
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Submitted by: Unknown
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... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop

That is Perhaps What She Uttered At One Point

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That is Perhaps What She Uttered At One Point
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Looks like somebody's feeling a little engorg'd, if you ask me... - Matty Malaprop

Do you have what it takes to be an hero?