Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop