An Inbred Jack Russell Terrier...

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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

Well At Least He's Foal of Nutrients!

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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

Guess That Makes Me Perfect, Then

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I mean, I end up buried under a pile of books at least three times a week since I tend to run into my bookcase while trying to put on pants on a hyper-regular basis. - Matty Malaprop