An Inbred Jack Russell Terrier...

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An Inbred Jack Russell Terrier...
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before

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Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before
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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop

FRANK-IN-STORM

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FRANK-IN-STORM
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop