in

umbrella in frankenstein similar sounding literalism frankenstorm - 6729367296
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

books boys double meaning exist existence Hall of Fame in literalism only perfect - 6120571136
Via Reddit
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I mean, I end up buried under a pile of books at least three times a week since I tend to run into my bookcase while trying to put on pants on a hyper-regular basis. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning in literalism sketchy slide tip weird - 6602009600
Via Punblr
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

abraham lincoln answer cent double meaning guilty Hall of Fame homophones in innocent least lincoln literalism president question - 5569876992
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

apple cider double meaning homophones in information insider literalism - 5597014528
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

Dr Mario eye gold goldeneye in literalism nintendo rare video game - 5378839296
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop