Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before

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Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before
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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop

Just in Time... Unlike his next LP

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Just in Time... Unlike his next LP
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SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop

In the End, The Pun is Still a Cliché

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In the End, The Pun is Still a Cliché
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Apparently the Derp who made this rage comic didn't bother checking our archives... but I'm flattered he felt compelled to send it here first! - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Kinda Creepy Restaurant Establishment

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ICWUDT, Kinda Creepy Restaurant Establishment
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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop