So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop
They washed it that way. APPARENTLY THE BACKSTREET BOYS AND 'NSYNC ARE NOT THE SAME THING WHO KNEW???? - Matty Malaprop
(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop
And to think it was hand-coded using Trotsky++! - Matty Malaprop
In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop
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