Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop
No homo but seriously JT will you please to be my ~~boyfriend~~???? - Matty Malaprop
Moar Justin TimberLOLing over here!
In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop
The most telling thing about this, I think, is that when Frank's in stein, he's his own monster. OH MY GOD SO META AND DEEEEEEEP. - Matty Malaprop
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It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop
He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop
So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop
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