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This Kid Has the World at His Feet

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Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)
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What, were you expecting some sort of child dictator image? That's just absurd. - Matty Malaprop

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Natural Sweetener, I'm a Roof Over Your Head!

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Natural Sweetener, I'm a Roof Over Your Head!
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Submitted by: tonis (via Brainless Tales)
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I guess mine doesn't have quite the same ring to it... - Matty Malaprop

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Pearls of Wisdom

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Submitted by: Lucky810 (via Gemma Correll)
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As opposed to porcelain beads of knowledge, or something. - Matty Malaprop

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Ladies and Gentlemen: Math!

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Submitted by: Unknown
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Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

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But I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly

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But I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly
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Submitted by: Unknown (via Pacific Islanders)
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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

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Think Big. No, Bigger. Wait, Too Big. Reign it in a Bit, Will Ya?

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Think Big. No, Bigger. Wait, Too Big. Reign it in a Bit, Will Ya?
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Submitted by: Unknown (via Poorly Drawn Lines)
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I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop

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Whatever, I Do What I Want!

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Whatever, I Do What I Want!
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Submitted by: Unknown (via Completely Serious Comics)
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You gotta wonder how much he practiced this particular stupid human trick... - Matty Malaprop

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