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... that's why there's always a few seconds of silence every time iPhone you. - Matty Malaprop

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And in terms of flavor, its bark is most definitely worse than its bite. - Matty Malaprop

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He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop

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... but I'll take one anyway. Sometimes you just have to sorbet your appetite. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales

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Via: Atrophyy
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

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