Orange Ice Cream? I'm Skeptical...

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Orange Ice Cream? I'm Skeptical...
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... but I'll take one anyway. Sometimes you just have to sorbet your appetite. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales

A Little Too Furry for My Tastes...

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A Little Too Furry for My Tastes...
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And in terms of flavor, its bark is most definitely worse than its bite. - Matty Malaprop

He Took Both Pills

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He Took Both Pills
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He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop

And I Yawn. Big Deal.

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And I Yawn. Big Deal.
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... that's why there's always a few seconds of silence every time iPhone you. - Matty Malaprop

Just a Suggestion...

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Just a Suggestion...
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Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop