... but I'll take one anyway. Sometimes you just have to sorbet your appetite. - Matty Malaprop
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... that's why there's always a few seconds of silence every time iPhone you. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop
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