Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop
... but I'll take one anyway. Sometimes you just have to sorbet your appetite. - Matty Malaprop
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He may be an idiot, but at least he's not constantly waffling about his identity like you are, Ice Cream! - Matty Malaprop
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