He Couldn't Have Picked a Better House Comic

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conan,Hall of Fame,hilarious,house,hugh laurie,similar sounding
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The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop

You Has a What Now?

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britishism,diagnosis,double meaning,house,hugh laurie,literalism,lorry,lupus,similar sounding
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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop

House Party

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gifs,house,hugh laurie,literalism,Party,house party
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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

A Marked Improvement, if You Ask Me

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better,homophone,homophones,hue,hugh laurie,humanity,improvement,manatee,Reframe
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I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

Four (Pills) on the Floor

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double meaning,house,house music,hugh laurie,literalism,Music
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And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop

Understanding Barman

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A little bit raunchy, but still hilarious! Puns included with tips, sir.