The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop
I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop
Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop
I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop
And when he dies and is cremated, everyone will pull a genre-based 180 and somberly sing "Burning Down the House" in his honor. - Matty Malaprop
A little bit raunchy, but still hilarious! Puns included with tips, sir.
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I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THESE KINDS OF DECISIONS!!!
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