Please, Bring Our Sailors Home

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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT Happy Chair Holdover

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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

The Only House I Ever Want to Be Sorted Into

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Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

You Has a What Now?

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I'd stay away from that truck if I were you; you might contract lupus if you touch it. - Matty Malaprop