Then again, corralling another human being into one of these has always proved difficult for me, so who am I to talk? - Matty Malaprop

I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop