You Might be Catching a Colt

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You Might be Catching a Colt
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I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

Best Medical Report Ever

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Best Medical Report Ever
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

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WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
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Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop

It Would Behoove You to Find Yourself in One

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It Would Behoove You to Find Yourself in One
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Then again, corralling another human being into one of these has always proved difficult for me, so who am I to talk? - Matty Malaprop