WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

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Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop

But My Arms Are Getting Tired!

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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

It Would Behoove You to Find Yourself in One

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Then again, corralling another human being into one of these has always proved difficult for me, so who am I to talk? - Matty Malaprop

You Might be Catching a Colt

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I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop