Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop
I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop
I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop
Then again, corralling another human being into one of these has always proved difficult for me, so who am I to talk? - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop
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