Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop

Two beloved butts to Trey and Matt jokes, together in one fanfare-laden film! - Matty Malaprop

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop