Axe is really a lot like Red Bull when you stop and think about it; both are synonymous with canned sh*t. - Matty Malaprop

Forget making reference to the pun above; does anyone know where I can get myself one of these babies? - Matty Malaprop

And my parents always told me living on a diet of nothing but Pad See Ew was going to make me a fat loser... looks to me like they just got served! - Matty Malaprop

After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop