Seriously, all the world's finest samurye train at the bushidough. - Matty Malaprop

I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop

When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop

Pleated Jeans (aka Jeff Wysaski aka Jeff Wysaskadk;asdjklafsdfjkl) has infiltrated the lair of some of the most groan-inducing of all puns: Grocery puns. Let's watch him on his journey, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

After years of prime ribbing back and forth, these two protein-pulsing foes finally had enough, and each meat became determined to beat the other. #innuendOH! - Matty Malaprop

If you replace the heads in this post with the effigy of Nigel Thornberry, then I suppose that makes them both Thorn to be Wilde. - Matty Malaprop

Are those skin-tight jeans really THAT thin? Color me impressed. And also pregnant. - Matty Malaprop