When an ungulate is dressed this fancy, you know he's got a lot of doe. - Matty Malaprop

It's also the best-behaved vegetable I've ever encountered. You tell it to get in the steamer, and it gets in the steamer! - Matty Malaprop

Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop

Man, talk about a Weasley joke... - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's never mentioned EXPLICITLY in the series, but it's practically a bullet point in the plot line of every episode! - Matty Malaprop

Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop