The Horcrux of the Joke

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cold,fold,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,hold,hole,literalism,mole,obvious,old,prefix,voldemort
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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

Whole Milk

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double meaning,hole,homophone,literalism,whole,whole milk
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Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop

He's Such an Ass Hole

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ass,donkey,double meaning,hole,literalism,shrek
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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop