Yes, WolfLord, that is in fact a sign that you're probably addicted to golf. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."
Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop
Hmmm, and here I thought wormholes involved space and time and all that complicated stuff. Guess they're a bit more earthy than I first assumed. - Matty Malaprop
Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop
My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop
More cute cross-stitching over here!
Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop
Sheet happens, you know? - Matty Malaprop
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