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ass donkey double meaning hole literalism shrek
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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

character double meaning golf hole hole in one literalism number one
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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning hole homophone literalism whole whole milk
Via: Reddit
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Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning Hall of Fame hole literalism worm wormhole
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Hmmm, and here I thought wormholes involved space and time and all that complicated stuff. Guess they're a bit more earthy than I first assumed. - Matty Malaprop

cold fold Hall of Fame Harry Potter hold hole literalism mole obvious old prefix voldemort
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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

analogy butt buttholes comparison family Hall of Fame hole lolwut simile tight
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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

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