The Horcrux of the Joke

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The Horcrux of the Joke
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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

He's Such an Ass Hole

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He's Such an Ass Hole
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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

Wormholes, Visualized

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Wormholes, Visualized
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Hmmm, and here I thought wormholes involved space and time and all that complicated stuff. Guess they're a bit more earthy than I first assumed. - Matty Malaprop

Whole Milk

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Whole Milk
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Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop

Donut Therapy

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Donut Therapy
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Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."

Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop