Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."
Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop
Sheet happens, you know? - Matty Malaprop
My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop
More cute cross-stitching over here!
... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop
Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop
Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop