It's a Hole in One!

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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

Wormholes, Visualized

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Hmmm, and here I thought wormholes involved space and time and all that complicated stuff. Guess they're a bit more earthy than I first assumed. - Matty Malaprop

The Horcrux of the Joke

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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

Donut Therapy

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Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."

Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop

That's... That's an Analogy, I Suppose

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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

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