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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."

Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop

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Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop

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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

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