... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop
Judging by the size of that glass, this looks suspiciously like half-and-half to me... - Matty Malaprop
Hmmm, and here I thought wormholes involved space and time and all that complicated stuff. Guess they're a bit more earthy than I first assumed. - Matty Malaprop
Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop
My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop
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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop
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