Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Philosodinosaurical?

It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe they'd have better luck singing Ives or Schoenberg? - Matty Malaprop