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alcohol double meaning high ladder literalism spirits vodka - 4763120640
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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

colloquialisms double meaning high literalism low prefix similar sounding tide yule yuletide - 5649815296
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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning drugs are bad Hall of Fame high literalism stoner too much weed - 5684569344
Via Domics
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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop