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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Domics
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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

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