Pretty Soon That Horse Won't Even Remember His Name

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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

These Bovines Are in the Weeds

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It's a Bit Late Coming in, Don't You Think?

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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

And They Keep on Rising

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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

I Don't Know What Else You'd Call it

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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Philosodinosaurical?

High on Life

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I Thought Those Things Were Supposed to REDUCE Air Pollution

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It's the all-new Loafmobile by Ryeundai! - Matty Malaprop