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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

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