But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop
Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop
Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop
You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop
It's the all-new Loafmobile by Ryeundai! - Matty Malaprop
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