I Don't Know What Else You'd Call it

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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Philosodinosaurical?

They're Both Clearly Over the Moon

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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

It's a Bit Late Coming in, Don't You Think?

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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: This Could POT-entially End Very Poorly

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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

Drugs. Not Even Once.

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You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop