It's That Easy!

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And here I thought you needed tact and self-confidence... clearly I'm a damn fool! - Matty Malaprop

100 Percent Guaranteed to Work

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Finally an add that is fail-proof in its singular objective of tickling your fancy. - Matty Malaprop

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Ace of Basic Bird Classification

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It sounds like this poor bird really egrets ever leaving you. I guess it just goes to show that love is always fight or flight. - Matty Malaprop

Just Give it a Few More Moments...

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I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

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