I Swear That Woman is the Devil in Disguise...

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advice,clever,Hall of Fame,hell,homophones,insult,name,teaching assistant,wait
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Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

How Flipperant of Them...

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fishing,for,halibut,hell,hell of it,it,killing,of,punchline,similar sounding,sport
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I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop

Hell Has Frozen Over

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frozen,hell,hell has frozen over,literalism,name,over,saying,sign,town
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Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop

I Want the Pie With 300 Toppings!

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300,dine,frank miller,hell,name,pizza,quote,restaurant,tonight
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The Neighbor of the Beast

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666,667,apartment,beast,cerberus,Death,hades,hell,homophones,lolwut,neighbor,number,similar sounding,styx,thanatos,the warehouse
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You Can't Trump That Logic

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donald trump,hell,homophone,homophones,promise,similar sounding,threat,to pay,toupee
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One Horrible Toupee

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toupee,hell,donald trump
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