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catchphrase,hail,hell,hell no,literalism,similar sounding
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Err... well, aw hail yes, technically. But I know what you mean. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop

hell,homophone,literalism,raisin,raising
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... for those whose sins are unspeakably grape. - Matty Malaprop

frozen,hell,hell has frozen over,literalism,name,over,saying,sign,town
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Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, science jokes... my best friend's engaged to a Biochemistry Ph.D., but I swear to god if I hear the "unzip your genes" joke one more time, I'm going to wreck that highfalutin home. - Matty Malaprop

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Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

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