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Oh, science jokes... my best friend's engaged to a Biochemistry Ph.D., but I swear to god if I hear the "unzip your genes" joke one more time, I'm going to wreck that highfalutin home. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop

Go to Hail!
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Err... well, aw hail yes, technically. But I know what you mean. - Matty Malaprop

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... for those whose sins are unspeakably grape. - Matty Malaprop