Raisin Hell!

Favorite
hell,homophone,literalism,raisin,raising
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... for those whose sins are unspeakably grape. - Matty Malaprop

How Flipperant of Them...

Favorite
fishing,for,halibut,hell,hell of it,it,killing,of,punchline,similar sounding,sport
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I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop

I Swear That Woman is the Devil in Disguise...

Favorite
advice,clever,Hall of Fame,hell,homophones,insult,name,teaching assistant,wait
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Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

To Hail With This Weather!

Favorite
catchphrase,hail,hell,hell no,literalism,similar sounding
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Err... well, aw hail yes, technically. But I know what you mean. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Little TL;DR, But I Promise It's Worth It

Favorite
answer,bonus,clever,endothermic,exothermic,hell,question,tldr
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Oh, science jokes... my best friend's engaged to a Biochemistry Ph.D., but I swear to god if I hear the "unzip your genes" joke one more time, I'm going to wreck that highfalutin home. - Matty Malaprop