Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop

My only complaint is the unflattering way in which they tend to turn your ears purple with every wear. - Matty Malaprop

On the plus side, high fidelity headphones are always faithful to their spouses, AND they'll take a bullet for any and all of their friends and acquaintances. - Matty Malaprop

But seriously, where's the Grey Goose and the Camels? - Matty Malaprop