Beets By Dre

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Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop

Sounds About Right

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On the plus side, high fidelity headphones are always faithful to their spouses, AND they'll take a bullet for any and all of their friends and acquaintances. - Matty Malaprop

They're the Best of the Borscht

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My only complaint is the unflattering way in which they tend to turn your ears purple with every wear. - Matty Malaprop

All You Need to Make it Through the Day

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But seriously, where's the Grey Goose and the Camels? - Matty Malaprop