Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur

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belittling,double meaning,headline,midget,news,newspaper,touché
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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

Touché(?), Boston Globe

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boston globe,contradiction,dark,headline,kept,lights,news,newspaper,touché,worries
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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, New York Times

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news,whiskey,headline,scotland,new york times,double meaning,shot
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I don't think U.S. whiskey makers are gonna be able to handle what happens if they start a war with their scottish rivals... - Matty Malaprop

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