LOL TOTALLY RETWEETING!!!1!

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So this is the classification system started by users in the Twittersphere that was adopted by its developers? ... interesting. - Matty Malaprop

Oh No, There Goes My Cochlea...

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Soccer? But I barely even know her! #clichénonsequitursftw - Matty Malaprop

Finally, Relationship Advice You Can Really Use!

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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop